seems like i got your attention now
look mate, the red car goes much faster!
been there, done that
can you spot all the 170 horses?
see lots of yellow signs on your way
cool extras included!
(babe not included!)
'89 ford falcon stationwagon for sale!
this sexy '89 ea ford falcon stationwagon comes with a strong 3.9l 6 cylinder engine,
5-speed manual transmission, air condition, alloy wheels (of course you need them!),
remote doorlook, powersteering, spare wheel, 5l fuel can, 10l engine oil and much more!
needs between 8-9l/100km on long distances if you not in a hurry (90km/h) or 12-16l/100km
if you take full advantage of the 3.9l v6 performance (180km/h and beyond - faster is only the death)!
like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, i just love the 3.9l v6 engine. you will too! if the concept of heading on down
to the local petrol station and pumping $70 worth of premium unleaded into this killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy.
also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than i will. nonetheless you disgust me. and i take comfort in the knowledge
that you have to buy a bus ticket and travel around for hours at 60km/h with strange smelling people, unable to open a window
or change the radiostation while other backpackers driving arround with style in this ford falcon and give hot chicks a lift!
features:
- the car is FERRARI RED!
- as you can see at the pictures, the car looks very sexy
- excellent condition
- NEW gearbox (still under warranty!)
- NEW starter
- NEW airfilter
- NEW wiperblades
- good brakes
- 5mm profile at tires
- FM/AM stereo with tapedeck + adapter to connect your cd/mp3 player
- no rust
- no chips at windscreen
- recently serviced (oilchange and oilfilter)
- power inverter (gives you an 240V socket, great to charge your mobile or other small devices)
- great for deathraces, as getaway car or for backpackers
- mysterius button at dashboard
- fur dices!
- sometimes you can find animals in the radiator (rabbits, wallabies, rare birds)
- the car in "mad max" was a ford falcon too!
- 64% of all falcon owners have a fixed home address!
- buy this car now, and i even give you a "my other ride is your girlfriend!" bumpersticker
space for all your stuff or a doublebed
caution: i speed up for small animals
size compared to other cars (left) and shopping trolleys (right)
almost better than sex!
better than the cars you find at "travellers autobarn"
